Uroclub

Most players have been caught a little short on the golf course. If we could carry 15 clubs instead of the regulation 14, perhaps golfers could all walk a little easier down the fairways. This is where the Uroclub excels.

Instead of hunting for that handily placed tree, you can discreetly pee into the Uroclub.

Technically speaking, after use, you are altering the swing-weight of the club. No need to bother with those fiddly little adjustable metal weights you find on other clubs. This additional weight will move naturally around as you swing due to centrifugal forces. Just make sure you've secured the cap, otherwise you could be in for a golden shower.

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